people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
i was just looking at all my stretch marks and like holy shit guys they are the coolest ever like our body is all “you grow? don’t worry friend i will stretch myself just for you” or like “you gained/lost some weight?? we will adjust for you” and then it’s like your body does everything for you and i think that’s metal as fuck
this is just a thank you to my body for being awesome to me all my life
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”